The Nuggets need to hire Mark Jackson as coach for a few years to straighten out their defense, and then bring in a former white Spurs player who’s also done color commentary. Maybe Brent Barry will be available.

I thought Deadspin makes fun of schlongform journalism like this.

They don’t cut the pizza, and they pass the savings on to you!

But it’s like five seconds long! That makes it the best theme song!

No one picked Sunday Night Football? The song is terrible, and the show is football, which is sometimes great and often the best thing on television these days if you’re sick of serialized “peak tv” clones.

You posted that only 16% of Transistor’s players got where you are and hypothesized that it’s because the others are casual players and would be willing to buy microtransactions to move forward.

It’s no wonder this show is so popular.

Over the years, Jason has learned that to do those things, it’s much better to be a producer.

George Muresan makes those NFL players look like children. He looks like someone stretched him out as a cheesy special effect, but forgot to enlarge his legs.

I quit playing Transistor because it sucked, not because I couldn’t buy loot boxes.

The pokemon reviews really should get into the ethics of dogfighting.

Oh yeah, it’s all about his race. No NFL team has ever helped cover up a black player doing drugs before.

I guess sexual assault isn’t so bad, if people are willing to just give in to avoid damaging their careers, or answering questions, or feeling embarrassed. Would anyone just give in to getting stabbed, or having their car stolen, because a guy kept asking?

I wish the social importance placed on sex was reduced. It’s a…

Oh, that’s why McDonald’s doesn’t advertise anymore! I was curious about that.

Did anything actually go wrong? I am sure they planned to run out and have news stories like these. The slogan on the website is, “get obsauced.” News stories about obsessive fans storming their restaurants is exactly the free advertising they wanted.

As long as one of our super-scientists can come up with a decent pop song, I think we’ll be ok.

Sorcerers resurrected by Nazis? That sounds great! I don’t know why people are always bad-mouthing the Third Reich.

The terrible fans are right here. They’re the ones complaining about how other people don’t get a cartoon the way they do - telling people the right and wrong way to be a fan.

Why would I have to explain what it is? Hasn’t anyone seen Pulp Fiction?

It’s too bad we couldn’t hear Jourdan’s response: