If you're going to troll us, at least take the time to sit down and watch a few of those terrible episodes that you say you enjoy, so you can mention some specific examples of why the bad episodes are really the good ones. I can't really get angry without more details.

I agree, and don't call me Shirley.

This show is like Idiocracy. Jesse is a regular idiot, but he's surrounded by super idiots.

"I said I would come for you, Eugene."

There are a few obvious differences:
This "Rick and Morty" episode kept Rick and Morty apart.
Jerry, a major character, was left out.
It ended with two non-comedic monologues just telling us obvious things about Rick.

I can accept Rick doing just about anything now, but not this fast. How did he make all that stuff before the therapy session even ended? They should have gone darker: the family should have gone to therapy for a month before he came back, going through the grieving process for his assumed death.

Why would she mention wiping her ass? She didn't appear to be the type of person who would just drop a bit of crassness in there to be cool or shocking or whatever. Does it take so long to wipe your ass that you get bored doing it? I understand it's not an exciting part of the day, but I'd list at least 100 boring…

I bet Pickle Rick shows up on this site sooner than we get a review.

Something along the lines of, say, "Fun Mom Dinner," only more proactive!

The guys from The Hangover thought they had to go to Las Vegas to act that way, so I don't believe it was presented as something they can do all the time.

There'll be no accusations
Just friendly crustaceans
Under the sea!

You could try to empathize with him. Just try to imagine getting nagged by feminazis all day, who only see you for your political views and not your superior coding powers.

That's saying women have less "openness directed" to ideas. It sounds pretty stupid and I have no idea what it's actually supposed to mean, but I doubt it's saying women are "worse at ideas".

I really like The Notwist but I still haven't looked up how to say it.

And what, you're some Gamergater trying to start something with me? No thanks, neckbeard.

They should have withdrawn early, preventing Baby Driver from ever being conceived.

I don't remember walking simulators having anything to do with Gamergate.

Based on this article, it sounds like the people who are "pissed off" or "irrationality angry" are the ones who don't like the term. The rest of hs just ignore the walking simulators and buy more games that let us shoot or stab thousands of people.

Under Martian law, what are my powers exactly?

It's better than if he wore white jeans all the time.