The suicide rate for white males in the United States has been increasing for at least the last 15 years. I am still searching for more info to go back farther.

Just tell 'em big baby sent you!

"Natural selection at its finest," really? The guy had six children. That's both distasteful and ignorant of what natural selection means.

I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.

I get it - "drops" acid. Puns are funny.

Being a courier is nice, but we don't all have fathers who can wreck a T-437 Safety Command Console at the local nuclear power plant to get us a flight home.

It's easier for girls to "barter".

You serve gazpacho at a bbq? If I went to one of your bbqs, I'd say, "Hey, goober, where's the meat?"

A Krusty burger? That doesn't sound too appetizing.

I miss all that death panel talk we had a few years ago. Those were a good idea.

It was a million to one shot, doc.

Clever! You presented your stupid food pickiness as objective truth. That never gets old when people do that.

I think that's the majority of people who know how to use keyboards, based on what's popular online.

I don't think she deserves special status. She just deserves the same nearly anonymous status as any other star of a low-rated television show.

Eugene could meet some of those characters.

Reggie seems like the type of guy who will always be proud that he used pages from the Bible to roll joints.

Why doesn't The Saint, the largest character, not simply eat the others?

He really shouldn't care about killing somebody who has a torture room. That should win any argument with Tulip right there.

I think we'll see John Wayne whenever we get to a story where Jesse is trapped all by himself for a long time. They'll have to give him something to talk to.

He doesn't even own a television.