I hate zombies. This seems like as good an article as any to say that.

Oh, the "Black Order" are a bunch of evil henchmen? Sounds kinda racist to me.

The only danger is if they send the Avengers to that terrible planet of the apes.

Why did I have all that beer and coffee and watermelon?

In order to prove that you're not racist, the best thing to do is to publicly judge everything based on race.

Racist and sexist television commercials are just as bad as rounding up and murdering people, I suppose.

Josh Gad turns this from a movie I maybe watch to a movie I'll avoid for the rest of my life.

I was mildly shocked "what happened to you, Hitler?" wasn't immediately followed by, "you used to be cool".

He's fun. I like Eugene.

You'll never make a monkey out of me.

Don't cry for me. I'm already dead.

Savagely honest, tender… Nelsan Ellis had the soul of a poet.

Afterwards, Billie Joe Armstrong vowed to never wiggle his bare butt in public again.

U2 kept playing while their security beat up that guy running for sanitation commissioner. "Don't worry folks. He'll get the help he needs."

That's strange. I want fried calamari.

It's hard for me to be upset about modern country music when I never liked the original stuff. The genre deserves to die.

Maybe they didn't think they needed to tell him, and assumed he already knew who he was.

Ah, the wisdom of the mob.

We know she was safe. That's good. We don't know what she ran away from.

I agree, we don't know shit. That means we don't know if this is a good ending or not.