"Shave Me" by Sadgasm

I used to be rich. I owned Mickey Mouse massage parlors. Then those Disney sleazeballs shut me down. I said, I'll change the logo, put Mickey's pants back on. Some guys you just can't reason with.

"Gotta be a Captain Marvel to survive" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Well, everyone knows rape is bad. What this musical presupposes is, maybe it isn't?

Hitler will be TV Preacher's version of John Wayne. He'll give Arseface a lighter that says Fuck Zionism.

If he waited a couple more movies, he could have found a way to go home.

Saving Primate Ryan

Sometimes science is more art than science, Morty.

I have a bow. Perhaps you'd like to shoot it.

He should have just had sex with prostitutes in secret like a normal grieving celebrity.

This is why I only play with miniatures at home in my underwear.

What, single people don't have their lives together?!

Do they sell moose testicles at the CBGB restaurant in the Newark airport?

Boy, those Germans have a word for everything.

I'm glad he's not wearing the white jeans.

I wonder, how many evil people die every day? Would a whole town full of assholes blowing up cause any logjam at the gates of hell?

A CNN logo placed over someone's head in a wrestling clip isn't "hate speech". Was any of his other stuff seen by millions?

Your employer doesn't care about your comment history. They'll just fire you if they think the harrassment campaign against you is too big a distraction.

I thought it was because they don't bathe.

Bill Cosby has a gentle, fatherly face, so I guess he's innocent.