If he did the tie tug, the joke is acceptable.

When a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound?

Why should it be more direct? Why assume your patrons are morons?

That's what Shakespeare gets for writing a play insulting Trump.

You're watching this Starz nudity, violence and special effects show, filled with comic-book-style characters, for "depth"? That's funny.

It's sad that I can watch literally hundreds of episodes of other shows, including Cheers, and enjoy them more than this particular show? Why?

For me, there are at least ten better episodes of Cheers, alone.

Is the Bible the hoax?

Every time I hear something like that, I assume the person saying it is a hypocrite who buys a new iPhone every year.

An Xbox… Two? Never.

What does "natively" using VR mean, exactly? It's a computer. It moves bytes around and does math. VR is just another application.

I own a PS4, no Xbone, but honestly, it's a box that sits in a dark place. It's not on a pedestal in the middle of the room. It should look like a VCR.

I wish video games focused more on the quality of the pixels instead of the quantity. There's better things to do with extra horsepower than slightly smooth things out by doing four times the math.

Consensual sex is basically expected on a show like this, so I'm guessing rape. The two drunk people were so wasted that one passed out, and the other kept going.

A penis in a vagina? How wonderfully decadent!

In America, first you ape the loser, then you get the power, then you get the women.

He's playing the long game.

No, of course not. But when you put it on and act in a Shakespeare play, that's the subtext.

I can't picture Donald Trump going down on a woman… at least not without ketchup.

I'VE SEEN NAKED GUN ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT…