Well, can he?

This often means there were one or two people holding out and everyone else wanted to go the other way. Doesn’t necessarily indicate the prosecutions case was weak at all.

I think they were deadlocked after only a couple of hours.

They tried to reach a verdict for all of 2 days. I feel like that is some bullshit. (And honestly, how much did they really try after they came back saying they were deadlocked after DAY ONE?)

The Satanic Temple: Doing God’s Work!

You’re so sweet. I’m still grey though. Sad panda.

If you’re pissing people off with your journalism, then you’re doing your job. Ruffling feathers, even if you’re entertainment reporters, is par for the course. Don’t stop doing it just because a couple publishers are a wee bit on the childish side of things.

I agree. He was fantastic in The Danish Girl.

You know who should win the best actress award this year? Leonardo Dicaprio.

Yes, because hard-core meth addicts are totally capable of rational thought processes along the lines of, “I’d like to do some meth but I’m pregnant and might go to jail over it.”

I have so many questions for a dude who buys matching cars with his friend.

almost, sean. almost.

The fact that he couldn’t recall the term “sapiosexual” is proof positive that he’s never actually been on Tinder. It is included in at least 85% of profiles.

“In and around this perplexing time, I dazedly chose or hired the companionship of unsavory and insipid types. Regardless of their saltless reputations, I always led with condoms and honesty when it came to my condition. Sadly my truth soon became their treason, as a deluge of blackmail and extortion took center stage…

There’s no upside to this story, except that he’s come forward and now anyone he had contact with can get tested.

What if we encrypt the pigeon?

*whispers* I know you’re making a joke but I love the name Declan. *end whisper*

I know. Deklan is a terrible name.

Ughhhhh what? No. No no no no no. How could you even? Why? Guuuh.

I would be for a badass steampunk little mermaid.