I think the cheating, the corruption and the disregard for democracy is way worse than a few nasty tweets and prank calls.

I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective. Could you please interview me for an alternate view of what happened, instead of just…

They’re out there, man! And when they’re done getting their jollies at Target bathrooms, they go right down to the polling booth to commit voter fraud.

This whole bathroom thing. I mean how many trans people are these wackjob conservative idiots running into in bathrooms? I mean I live in NY and probably frequent a fair share of trans friendly locations and if I see like one obvious trans person a month it’s surprising. Like whaaaaaaaat is the problem? Not to mention…

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

So Donald Trump gets the most votes and now the authorities are working to prevent him getting the nomination?

The prosecution fucked this one up. The women should have been told all of this way before the trial. That the women are now saying that they only learned about the power of “post-incident conduct” during the trial is a complete indictment of the failure of the prosecution. The prosecutors should have been sitting…

“It is as if the Japanese government is waiting for us to stop speaking out and die,” Lee said.

According to the linked article, there were only about six kids in the group. I cannot even FATHOM how she “suggested one was not” a virgin. Did she, like, point to one of them and go “this slut right here is CLEARLY catching dick left and right, but what about the rest of you?”

especially when someone dresses up like a period.

Sort of a coital version of eenie, meenie, miney, mooooooooooh

it will forever be thus.

Plus, there are men that like their balls grabbed really hard during sex. Ok, just that one guy I dated when I was 23.

You thinking red and green?

I’m imagining some kine of smartphone app. Like a Fitbit. Spermbit.

No one gets out of the greys here.

This thing needs an indicator light so nobody forgets what position it’s in. I can’t even remember whether the ringer on my phone is on or off.

Nothing gets me wetter than beige switches. SPLOOOSH

Why would Dallas want him, though?

If Cleveland is going to cut everyone who didn’t show up then next year’s roster is going to be Joe Thomas, Gary Barnidge and 51 people plucked from the stands.