10/10 would let her photograph my penis.

As far as you know...

And if you have vigorous sex, it just flips back and forth, on and off, repeatedly.

Heeeeeeeelp meeeee, I’m sinking into the Doldrums.....

What if you have lots of sex, and forget to open the switch afterwards? Does the pressure build until this happens?

Interesting side note- UL is no longer non profit.

You're right, local news stories citing dubious statistics are always credible. You R the smartist!

Huge Chloe fan. I would drink her mermaid bath(sea?)water.

“These debate nazis were worse than slavery. I’m gonna stab them in the belt buckle. Tithes!” - Carson

They stole my hashtag! This should be called #BallScaping. #NutScaping clearly involves acorns (or a carelessly dropped peanut. Perhaps even popcorn).

On the one hand, when I saw that image of the drowned Syrian child, I pretty much shut down work for the morning and sobbed (I have a 3 year old son, soo... hit close to home). So I am ecstatic that they have created this device, and hope it will save many lives.

We need two things to make this stop happening:

Ha! Extremely well said.

FYI, the mom:

I’ve never understood this: AT&T doesn’t build roads, why should they be allowed to build virtual roads? That’s ultimately the purpose of the internet - you don’t have to drive somewhere to talk to someone, or drive to a library to look up information in a book.

On funding - totally agree. And again, that’s all politicians, not just Hilary, nor just W. After all, nearly everyone (except Sanders and a couple others) voted for the wars.

“A sophisticated gang of criminals dug tunnels, used explosives, and used a high-speed diamond tipped drill to bore into a three-foot thick metal vault door, then used tiny cameras and specialized skills to crack the lock, and before they got through the final door, they realized there was another door made of…

Here ya go, out of the greys at least for this post!

This is like feeling bad for the mother alien from aliens (alien 3?) when ripley killed her babies.

Why on earth didn’t she follow the supposed (ignored) protocol and entrust this to the federal government’s servers?!?!? Clearly, THEY know security.