pragmaticsquirrel
PragmaticSquirrel
pragmaticsquirrel

10/10 would let her photograph my penis.

As far as you know...

And if you have vigorous sex, it just flips back and forth, on and off, repeatedly.

Heeeeeeeelp meeeee, I’m sinking into the Doldrums.....

What if you have lots of sex, and forget to open the switch afterwards? Does the pressure build until this happens?

Huge Chloe fan. I would drink her mermaid bath(sea?)water.

“These debate nazis were worse than slavery. I’m gonna stab them in the belt buckle. Tithes!” - Carson

They stole my hashtag! This should be called #BallScaping. #NutScaping clearly involves acorns (or a carelessly dropped peanut. Perhaps even popcorn).

We need two things to make this stop happening:

FYI, the mom:

On funding - totally agree. And again, that’s all politicians, not just Hilary, nor just W. After all, nearly everyone (except Sanders and a couple others) voted for the wars.

“A sophisticated gang of criminals dug tunnels, used explosives, and used a high-speed diamond tipped drill to bore into a three-foot thick metal vault door, then used tiny cameras and specialized skills to crack the lock, and before they got through the final door, they realized there was another door made of

Here ya go, out of the greys at least for this post!

This is like feeling bad for the mother alien from aliens (alien 3?) when ripley killed her babies.

Why on earth didn’t she follow the supposed (ignored) protocol and entrust this to the federal government’s servers?!?!? Clearly, THEY know security.

Meat “sack.” The medical terminology is meat “sack.”

That poor groundhog. Waking up every day, to the same show/ different city, day after day, over and over. Every day seems like the last. I can’t imagine what that would be like.

Make it sew!

“If she weighs the same as a duck... she’s a Witch! Burn her!”

So, if you’re going to post a snarky reply, it helps to actually have a point. As in, an explanation of why interviewing him in the Ecuadorian embassy (which is basically an apartment in London), is different than interviewing him in, say, a different apartment, that is legally London soil.