pragmaticsquirrel
PragmaticSquirrel
pragmaticsquirrel

I used to lifeguard in community pools in the “ghetto” and I NEVER had a problem. NOT ONCE. Kids got out of hand some times but it was my job to handle it. Nothing puts the fear of “consequences” like threatening to ban a kid from the pool in the hot Texas summers.

What I’m wondering is if police officers are trained in verbal de-escalation techniques. Are there any guidelines for lower level interventions that should be used before they move to physical restraint? What investigation takes place when mace is used, or an injury happens?

Fuck you! I am so sick and fucking tired of assholes like you. Why don’t you come out your cowardly ass face and say what you mean. You’re a racist asshole who doesn’t see Black people as people and as such don’t care of the police act the fucking fool and brutalize them for no fucking reason. They wanted fucking

The issue is the video wouldn’t exist. No one would have called the police if a white kid didn’t have a bathing suit. That is the point you’re missing here.

If you’re black, this kind of summertime BS has been going on since they started building community pools in this country. At least they’ve stopped dumping acid in the water while black kids are swimming in it.

Oh, but look at these absolutely terrifying children in swimsuits! The poor widdle cops had to have feared for their lives.

They always have been.

When did community pools become such a minefield for cops? How hard can this be?

One time my cat pissed me off so much I shut her in the laundry room for three hours just to not look at her. As I did so, I told her “And you know why I get to do this? BECAUSE YOU’RE A FUCKING CAT!”

“murdering an unarmed BLACK citizen” - You gotta murder the right kinda folk if you want a successful gofundme campaign. Don’t expect to get much support for shooting white people because that is your donor base.

Is your cat sad because no one could possibly understand what she’s going through? My cat is sad because it’s summertime and living ain’t easy.

I just donated simply because fuck people for trolling a goddamned gofundme that features a newborn baby.

My cat wakes me up with the sounds of her profound existential anxiety.

This is a recurring dream I have- where I go into labor and I had no idea I was pregnant. It’s usually twins and I’m in the hospital like I DON’T EVEN HAVE CLOTHES OR AN EXTRA ROOM WHAT IS HAPPENING. I cannot imagine it happening in real life. Much less on a plane.

This actually happened to someone I know. If it’s like her case, it’s a combo of

BECAUSE POTATO SALAD GUY WAS AN ENTREPRENEUR LIVING THE DREAM BUT THIS MOOCHING BABY SHOULD PULL ITSELF UP BY ITS UMBILICAL CORD BOOTSTRAPS

So people feel okay giving money to cops who are on paid leave after murdering an unarmed citizen on camera but giving to a woman who gave birth to a child she didn’t know she was carrying on a fucking airplane is asking too much? That’s greedy?!

People get pregnant while using birth control all the time. As sex educators always say “No method is 100% effective.”

It’s good to know that Americans don't have the lock on being sanctimonious assholes.

If a dude can somehow get 55k to make potato salad... I don’t see why a woman shouldn’t get the same amount for having a baby.