Sorry - I was at best half entertained. Seasons 1-2: Brilliant! Season 3: Garbage. 4? Started to get back on track... 5 - we are veering off course.

This is wonderful and brave of her, and I applaud her courage.

This is wonderful and brave of her, and I applaud her courage.

Maybe he was trying to take a dick pic and took a screenshot instead, and then thought "meh, this is basically the same thing."

I think I speak for all of us when I say- Why are there no male fashion models flaunting nipple pasties? Why only women?!? Our nipples are just as worthy of being pastied, taped, and glued! A little nipple hair must not a pastie deny! When will this sexism end?

new principal Joseph Scarmato had 15 clearly not creepy or pedophil-ish staffers checking on students as they arrived at school, keeping an eye out for exposed skin.

she now states she handled Whitney Houston's body bag

But was it a Really nice house?

Whp do I talk to to get my dick tasting like jalapeños?

Good God! Look at the size of Yao Min's head!

Does it have a filter for "but she was asking for it"?

Im a ginger, and I have no soul. It's fabulous!

I was going the " Bing Crosby is going to beat you with a sweet sack of Valencia Oranges" route, but i could see the ironically uncontroversial route too!

I am no filthy ground squirrel! Glorified rats, those. I am the exalted tufted-ear flying squirrel, Master of the Skies!

What's next, radishes? Zuchinni? CAULIFLOWER? FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS SACRED, TELL ME THE CAULIFLOWER IS SAFE!

If i were single i would take that hit!

And here to kick off the 2014 NFL season, Bing Crosby!

I know right? I wish people would stop telling me "I don't find people of your race, height, weight, body shape, head size, and eye color attractive. Plus I hate your face, and you have a stupid name."

I find it interesting that in 2009 - black men seemed the least racist of all. Everyone in their eyes was within 2-3% of the average (probably close enough that it's not statistically relevant).