From this point on, Beta Theta Phi is on Double Secret Probation!

What?!?!? Treating people like garbage doesn't improve moral? I need to talk to my underlings about this immediately, they've been feeding me lies for years and must be punished!

In case of emergency, puppies and kittens and hamsters and gerbils will drop down from above and you'll be covered in a pile of adorable fluffy happy furry love and its so cute and cuddly and you'll just want to bury your face in them aaaaand the plane has crashed and you're dead.

I want to know what Dog thinks about Pizza.

But nuns are such gentle, loving souls? Why would the penguins do this to us? Why?

I call BS on that chart in the link. I don't drink anymore, but in my late teens/ early 20's, at just about 165 lbs, I had several instances where I put down 10-15 drinks in an hour, and clearly, I am not dead (or am I? Is this all an illusion? Is the afterlife an endless procession of commenting on Gawker articles?).

Very true - and to be fair, even Asimov and Capek weren't exactly the inventors of the idea of a non-human automaton. They just made the idea more real, and more interesting. Reading the article, I don't see that she has taken the idea of a robot, or even a transition of our mind to a non-human consciousness that much…

I am amazed by her courage around her transition, and incredibly impressed by her ideas and accomplishments. I think her thoughts are not that original - these are echoes of the stories that Asimov told, and Capek before him. But they are interesting, and the fact that they founded a religion on these thoughts is...…

When do we realize that Miley is the Marilyn Manson of the 20-teens, and that if we just ignore her, she will eventually go away?

THE TACOPACOLYPSE IS UPON US!!!

I could take those cats.

I use my travel-colostomy bag as my toiletry bag. Double Doodie!

I am ASTONISHED that an off duty cop would be an aggressive bully! ASTONISHED!

I'm not usually one for vigilante justice...

This won't change until you have women in enough positions of power in enough relevant industries (tech, software, politics, journalism, etc.) that a site like Reddit actually feels real pain from it's peers (lost ad revenue, it's ISP dumps it, it gets slapped with sanctions, etc.).

At least he's learned his lesson.

Rolex: elegant enough to be worn inside your "lady pocket."

Now please tell us how men can use this information to make our wives happier.

Let the Pod-Orgies begin!

Somewhere, there is a Japanese fetish that involves bees, tennis players, and sacks of live octopuses.