The best advice for potential rapists and/or victims of sexual assault has been around for years. Just listen to the immortal words of Antoine Dodson:

But one of them said they "supported" the "blacks" for 60 years! Clearly they are a good person, right? Right? Right?

Pics or it didn't happen.

Oh so know you think it's fine for squirrels to engage in sexual relations with hamsters? And what's next?!? Would you lay down with Rhino? Or an elephant? Why not an elephant shrew? WHERE DO WE DRAW THE LINE?!?

Fuck you Kia. I did not need another weird fetish to sap away my time. I have enough already.

Next, show us the prequel - three cats eviscerate a dozen mice, fill their bellies with 1/2 dozen, watch the other 1/2 dozen crawl around for a while, dying. Then they have nice full bellies for their watermelon photo shoot! So cuuuuuuute.

That screencap looks right out of Paranormal Activity. Creepy as hell, would hate to be in her shoes.

And sadly, many voyeurs are also addicts - so unless they get help, they literally cannot stop. And also sadly - our "sexual templates" are not something we choose. Sex offenders are, so often, themselves victims of some form of abuse. Endless cycle.

They should all be wearing some form of footwear, be it boots, slippers, platforms, or the carcasses of puppies (Gaston).

Our future robot overlords have taken note of your dissent. You will be purged during the next runtime cache rambus cycle.

Excuse me, they have THREAD wrapped around them! Clearly they are ART!

Kill them all!!!

His face looks just like some cartoon shrew or field mouse, but I can't for the life of me remember which one. It's maddening.

"When the Dove Campaign for Real Beauty launched in 2004, we made a commitment to all women that we would not distort any of our images to create an unrealistic view of beauty. Dove takes great care to realistically portray women by accurately depicting their natural shape, size, skin color and age, thereby…

I had all manner of witty posts in mind, until I saw this. Well done sir (golf clap).

Next big thing- lots of body hair and shaved eyebrows.

What does it mean if you eat alone 100% of the time? I mean, just hypothetically speaking. Not from experience or anything.

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