It's Seth Rogen and Phillip Seymour Hofman's monstrous British lovechild! Ruuuuuuun!

But Peter King is an old white man! Of course he's mature! Just ask all the other old white men in charge of things!

He has literally brought into being the Infinity Bagel! This is the apex of all creation! It will feed our children's children through untold eons. Fall on your knees and beg(el) forgiveness from our new Bagel Overlord!

I object to this post. Goats absolutely have souls! They may be demonic and condemned to the eternal sulfur pits (due to their rectangular pupils), but they are souls, nonetheless.

Sounds good. Lets also have mandatory drug testing for unemployment benefits. Also disabillity, social security, veterans benefits, voting, drivers licenses, all public offices (weekly), teachers, students, immigrants, cops, farmers, taxi drivers, panhandlers, pregnant women, financiers, billionaires, and…

Maybe the offended lady just <insert joke here about breast milk and coffee>

THANK GOD WE BAILED THEM OUT!

"This game is un-bear-able, amiright?" Then he ate the grizzly man, again.

The point you missed, dramatically, is that for 2), there Is a race for which "dressing nicely" matters. Please, show me the study that proves well dressed, polite black men are treated better by the law than slovenly, rude, white equivalents, controlling for specific crime, past criminal history, etc. Then go read…

#MicrowaveCheeseOutrage!!

Ancient Athens had a "dress code" for athletics (including students and children) that was full nudity for all involved. Depending on the specific time period, female participation in athletics varied, but this at times included women. All of the public bathrooms in Rome were entirely unisex as well. It was perfectly…

1 - Am I wearing pants? 2 - Did I cut the throat of Every witness? 3 - What would the Koch brothers do? 4 - Did I remember to send in my registration fee for the Skull and Bones welcome party? 5 - Am I an upper class white male?

God you're dumb.