I still don’t understand why golf and tennis require absolute silence. I’m sure it’d be a lot easier for a major leaguer to drill a 98mph fastball into the upper deck without 60,000 screaming maniacs.

We were recently made aware of the World Wrestling Entertainment Inc’s (WWE) decision to honor a former wrestler during the upcoming WrestleMania 34 event. As a principle-based business that has long championed creating inclusive environments that encourage and empower everyone to reach their full potential, this is…

And then Wendy peed on him.

The obituary in question is about Ida B. Wells, who died in 1931. So yes, the 1894 date is relevant— especially when the Times is claiming they overlooked her.

Go away Richard Spencer.

Wait, is this sista Jamaican for real? And you just gave her a bunch of your bodily fluids and hair?

I’ll grant the lady this much: by backing up at the end, she produced the first evidence I have ever seen of reverse racism.

They should protest like respectable white people and stage an armed takeover of a federal installation.

Not that I want to defend this woman, but indirectly some of her tax dollars do pay their salaries, seeing as CenturyLink Field was funded by taxpayers.

If anything, the people of Renton are known for their nuanced but racist understanding of Washington State tax law.

Wypipo: mischievous tampering

I mean, we recently got the confession of the white woman who falsely accused Emmit Till and was never punished, soooooo, those balance out? They still owe on top of that, though. I mean, Michael Bolton’s attempted murder of r&b is just the first thing that came to mind.

don’t talk about my girlfriend like that.

See ex: how Kansas dodges Wichita State like a GOP senator dodging reporters.

My wife is a slut.

Or in Kansas

Zaza scribbles furiously in notepad.

So, um.....did the kid get ejected or do they play using prison rules in Kansas?

Imagine how much fun it was to cheer and boo at a puppet show when you were a super little kid. Now imagine that you can still get that feeling via a semi improvised action adventure stunt show as you age.