Steve's next best-selling book will almost certainly be titled "Act Like A Babyface, Think Like A Heel"

Yep.  "Now, join us in a rousing rendition of 'Hail to the Whiteskins'!"

If the name of this show was “Lying To The Press”, I’d have no problem with this.

 I watched the game, and I’m thinking that the focus of the story should be on the fact that Cash Winston totally outplayed Tre Jones.  It was a point guard Clinic, moderated by Cash.  Complete Mismatch.

Hey. It worked for Chuck Berry!

This cracked me the hell up.

I know he’s not a PG, but Luke Kennard is the epitome of butt.

Word is, he snorts Adderall before he has to give a teleprompter speech. On accounta he’s severely lacking in Reading Skillz, and the Addy improves his concentration.

I was watching that very same football game but was also ignoring the blather that was coming out of the announce booth in beween plays, so I completely missed the whole “Capt. Andrew Luck Twitter account” setup on accounta I was busy loading a bowl.

Nicely done!

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

I said this two years ago, and I’m still saying it now:  You know you’re in a Dire Situation when the most reasonable guy in the room is nicknamed “Mad Dog”

I hear ya. But he does it with such panache!

I’m hoping that in the third one he kills five guys with an iPad stylus.

No Ecce.

In related news, the shoe-thrower shown above has just been signed as a backup quarterback for the Washington Redskins.

Oh, you’re right! He *does* sit on every chair like it’s a toilet. And, Kidelo is also right about him making the yoni with his hands. I have a theory about why this is.

I’m somewhat partial to Jesus-Shuttlesworth, actually.

She’s still a more believeable puncher than Shane-o-Mac, and he’s had a whole lifetime to learn how to throw a fake punch.

She just got elected last week, and has yet to take office.  A bit early for that assessment, don’t you think?