Jets will pay him, and he’ll recoup that lost money with endorsement deals.  I’m thinking that this was the plan all along.

As a Detroit native and life-long-suffering Lions fan, I can state, with absolutely no fear of contradiction, that the QB who is killing my team is not Matthew Stafford.

Extra star for your nom de comment!

You’re right! The league rescinded the tech on Drummond. And, hilariously, warned Embiid about flopping.

Nah. He overrode spellcheck.

Oh, indeed!

That comment about GWB was the last thing he said that made any sense.

Too bad you had to explain that.

When Robinson does retire, I hope his last match ends with somebody saying “I’m sorry, I love you” before superkicking him right on the button.

What are you?  A Bolshevik?.

Maybe they were booing the ump?

“Or maybe he’s just a tremendous asshole.”

Or Haslem’s kickback wasn’t big enough.

Konstantinov. That was horrible.

The night this scene first aired was the night I became convinced that The Wire was one of the greatest TV shows of all time.

Much obliged!

Robert Ritchie, otherwise known as “Kid” (quotation marks ‘cause he ain’t no kid) “Rock” (quotation marks ‘cause he sure don’t rock) is a fucking yutz, and his fans are no better. This is not in dispute. That said, there is one thing that needs to be cleared up, and I don’t know how many times I’ve had to do this, but…

Great article, Albert! Tomatoes were the featured item in my Dad’s garden as I was growing up in Michigan, and they were some of the tastiest I’ve ever had. Kinda ruined me for most of the crap that passes for tomatoes these days.

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I immediately quit reading when Jordan used the word “irregardless”.