As a scientist, I can tell you I have blinded dozens of squirrels and released them into the wild. None have ever found a nut. There’s your evidence. You’re welcome.
Now if you excuse me, I need to keep the neighbor cat from eating all the dead squirrels on my front lawn.

Callin’ Sextin’ was my thirsty-ass nickname during my 20s.

I respect your comment, but wholly disagree with it. All of the major religions place women on a pedestal from a religious and philosophical standpoint. I can show you passages (as I am sure you can) in Islam, Christianity and Judaism texts that preach of respect towards women, and how they are beloved of god, but in…

The only time I’m reminded that Farrakhan is even alive is when white people want to lecture black people about something that he did.

Ask yourself 2 questions.

There are few universal truths. Fire is hot. Water is wet. Will Cain is an idiot.

Bitch, please.

These are two trifling ass negroes and both of them can go fuck themselves.

They were mostly upset that when leaving the office, Otani walked over the pitcher’s mound.

Did Otani ask Kershaw and Turner to interrupt their wedding and anniversary planning meetings? Or did the Dodgers ask them to do that?

I just don’t see the logic here. How does an absurd (and illegal, if you’re talking about the context of a job interview, which the combine effectively is) question in a room with a few assholes in it correspond to having your performance on the field scrutinized by the media or a fanbase?

So, NFL teams are hiring regular people on twitter to be executives.

Also, this reply is good:

Smart of Wade to choose to come in the afternoon, while the kids got nothing of value from DeVos’s a.m. way.

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

POTUS has a podcast?

Just think, due to our fine president’s willingness to confront a shooter, the next great QB may be able to call Trump University his alma mater.

Yes. Give me all of the drama, and let it end in Temecula.

Don’t worry, a couple years in the league and he won’t seem so smart anymore.

A.J. could do it, but I doubt that phone call is ever going to happen. Ironically, the only real choice outside of Heyman is Stephanie.