Paige could do that. It’s not like Absolution is really worth keeping at this point; it existed largely as a vehicle for her, anyway. Not a lot of good talkers on the women’s roster. Alexa, Paige...that’s about all they’ve got.

Thanks, man. I miss those days. Rotunda, Williams, Steiner, et al., were awesome. Classic stuff back in the day.

Starred for the Varsity Club reference. That was a great faction.

you are the stupidest boy alive.

Afterwards they both went out for 3.1415926535897932384626433...

Fuck, you stole my post.

I dunno I read it kind of the same way. Like she didn’t care about the pomp and circumstance of the drum roll. But I’m also perfectly willing to believe I’m projecting because I hope this all turns out well for her.

There’s not being any good at this and being so bad that she couldn’t wait for a drumroll they had rehearsed waiting for. The latter just doesn’t seem likely to me, especially because Stephanie being oblivious in asking for the drumroll then getting cut off is EXACTLY the type of character beat that they like to hit…

They could put her with Heyman, right? I don’t know what’s going to happen with Brock and from my vantage point, if he loses clean at Mania, there’s not really two more years of limited appearances that even make sense for him any longer. So why make the investment?

Chris Harrison is the devil and I won’t hear any other opinions on the matter.

I had a different read on it last night: I thought they were trying to harness Rousey’s bad acting in a way that worked. For example, I thought her cutting off the drumroll was clearly intentional and supposed to be her cutting past Stephanie’s faux-friendly bullshit. In that context, her rough delivery felt natural…

I reiterate, nobody said anything about all slurs being racial but you. You’re arguing against a straw man. I don’t even see a point on wasting time discussing connotative definitions and colloquial usage when you can’t even get past that.

The thing with jokes is, they are funny:

Every Sportscenter anchor is annoying as hell. And I would know, as I once batted .165 in more than 200 plate appearances for the Mets.

I have never sent a shirtless photo to a woman I did not want to have sex with because that would be weird and creepy and absolutely signal that I wanted to have sex with them.

Consider reading complete posts and sentences. Nobody said anything about all slurs being racial but you. In fact he specified homophobia as well. The fact of the matter is that the difference between a slur and mere profanity or insults are that slurs are targeted towards specific groups or categories of people. A…

I’m not sure which is more ironic: the fact that the guy’s nickname means “body hair” in Japanese, or the fact that he appears to have exactly none of that, because he is a literal child.

He looks exactly like you’d expect a ham-faced dick to look like.

This is why esports are not sports, and anyone who thinks they are...are millennials. Real sports have a mentor, a couch, a trainer. Video games have sweaty sexually frustrated trolls sitting alone with their microphones basing their entire importance in life around something that is literally virtual.

I find it hard to believe this guy would ever use such language. On a side note, where’d all my tiki torches go?