Oh, God. That is fucking brilliant! Thanks for putting that up!

What a sub-standard exhibition of Fake-Ass Crying! Commitment level was totally non-existent. Nobody’s buying that hogwash, bruh --- no-body.

At the very end of the tape, if you listen closely, you can hear the perp’s hype chick yelling at the cops, “PULOOSH BRITALITY!”

Today’s heavyweight scene would be a lot more interesting with a character like Mitch around. Instead, we have to settle for Tyson Fury.

Oh, I am. But when Mitch was in his prime, he still sucked.

Tyson? Nuh-uh, not Tyson.

“I told you he was overrated!”

Katie Vick: Worst. Angle. Ever.

Verlander should have won the award. And would have, had not two knuckleheads from Tampa left him off their ballots entirely.

Actually, the leader of all of the Yankee teams of that time span was Jorge Posada —- hands down. Besides that, excellent point.

There’s no way Ovechkin would ever buy in to the triangle offense.

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Trump Still Thinks ‘Central Park Five’ Are Guilty

I was raised to believe that only good should be said about the dead.

No such list is complete without the name of John Stockton.

“Johnson, who called police a day after being pied to report that he’d pulled his groin while punching Thompson, was not charged.”

Tomato Face? Is that you?

The Edgar fight is the one that interests me the most on this card, and not just because his fights are almost always entertaining. I’m looking forward to seeing if his opponent, Yair Rodriguez, is really as good as I think he is. I’ve seen him a couple of times, and I was, like, “The fuck is THIS guy?” That kid has…

I’m not sure what substance might be involved, but she legit sounded high, her damn self.

Dray’s antics notwithstanding, does anybody seriously believe that Olynyk is not a dirty player? I’m sure that Kevin Love has an opinion, ‘cause that armbar Olynyk slapped on him looked like the setup for the Crippler Crossface.