You mean, “You can’t call a show boring then write a boring article about it again.”

Cool story, Glenn.

Nice! The only way it could have been better is if you had been hiding behind a Giant Keyboard while yelling at him. Kudos to you!

What are, you, one of those guys that lets facts get in the way of a good story? You must be new to this whole Internet Commenting thing.

What, is New Black the New Black now?

I think this whole thing is an elaborate Work. Roger looks like a badass for coming down hard on the Pats, in exchange for which the Pats get a License to Cheat With Impunity for the next 25 years.

“Blatt called for a timeout when the Cavs had none left, and got away with it?

Yeah, but the Sports Guy probably never even saw Thompson. Most likely, HST filed all of his stuff via the 21st Century version of the Mojo Wire. Can’t see him going to fucking Bristol, ether or no ether.

Those recent college graduates need to shut their stinkin’ mouths.

ESPN had to make this move when they did. Rumors had been circulating that Simmons was planning to do a run-in at Goodell’s next press conference, where he would, shockingly, apply the Mandible Claw on the Commissioner.

Brilliant!

Don’t worry, we’re sure these guns belonging to a New England TE won’t cause any scandal at all.

Let’s face it: this is only happening because Brady didn’t go to the White House with the rest of the team, and Obama got pissed. Everybody knows that Obama (born in Kenya, btw) has an Anti-Patriot bias, and will do anything, ANYTHING to bring them down!! This is the most egregious misuse of Presidential powers in OUR…

EVERY game.

This rule exists because of Wilt Chamberlain.

If they survive that, they will surely choke vs the NYPD.

They started from the bottom, now they ass still there.

I find it remarkable that somehow, Olynyk managed to innocently apply a Rousey-quality armbar during a rebound scramble. The pinning of the arm? Normal stuff. The problem is when Olynyk grabs the wrist and leverages upward while leveraging down on the shoulder. That’s a recipe for a dislocation, intentional or not.

“Omar back!”

Oh, that shit is Vile!