For me, the takeaway here is that Bruce Buffer has apparently supplanted his brother, Michael, as the go-to name when one wants to reference a ring announcer.

You double-sourced that, right?

Knicks fans are quaking in their boots right now.

Hey, I got stoned before I watched that clip! This ain’t my first visit to the State Fair, if you know what I mean.

Pretty impressive foot sweep, there. Obviously, the Kung-Fu Panda’s mat skills have not deteriorated since he moved East.

Oh, crap! I remember having seen this trailer a while back and thinking, “Ye Gods, this thing is gonna SUCK!!!”

Wait a minute. St. Nick beats a man half to death???

You’d better not let her hear you say that.

Not to stray completely off-topic, and perhaps I am as cynical as certain people who may or may not have been married to me might believe but, for some reason, I have a feeling that the Deflategate findings will come out sometime in the next 3 or 4 days. I learned that technique in Lede-Burying 101.

Also, the Ducks were missing 2 of their top 3 WRs (injury, suspension), plus an All-American caliber TE, who was lost for the season in week 10. Some folks looked at Mariota's performance against that team from Ohio, and declared it underwhelming. Yeah, well, OK then. Ultimately, I think he'll prove to be a better NFL…

Ain’t that the truth?

One false move, he woulda been Swiss cheesed up.

Actually, I think that was Stefon Marbury. He’d jack up a 45 ft. fadeaway, and everybody would scream, “DAFUQ ???”

It was. medrawt mistook Kenny Smith for Kenny Anderson. Might medrawt pretend that medrawt never did that? Hmmmmmm.

This is what you get when you hire the Three Blind Boys of Indiana to ref the NCAA Basketball Championship Game.

Barry spent years in Chicago. Paul’s lucky he didn’t get stabbed in the neck.

Winslow: 11 pts, 9 rebs, 3 blks, 8 fouls.

If you are capable of making that kind of reach, you should have Inspector Gadget as your avatar.

This is what Harrison gets for signing up for that Live Mic Awareness course taught by Professor Scott Steiner.

You’re on fire!