Because it took him more than 20 years before he finally re-mixed Raw Power.

Nope, as it would lead to circumvention of salary cap restrictions, 'cause coaches' salaries don't count against the cap. Otherwise, every big-ticket superstar in the league could (and would) get paid Eleventy-billion dollars a year as a player-coach, whether they actually called plays or not.

....unless WWE pulls a rabbit out of their ass on Sunday....

Actually, McCoy will not be running behind the same line Murray had last year. McCoy is in Buffalo, and that line you speak of is still in Dallas.

Before condemning Kelly for the Bradford deal, remember that Sam's team (and room) mate at Oklahoma was a young man who went by the name of DeMarco Murray.

In a related note, Huey Lewis is licking his chops, waiting for that Ghostbusters reboot.

Besides hiring Caldwell and Austin, the front office has done nothing to distinguish itself. I'm giving it one more draft before I start campaigning for firings of Lewand and Mayhew, and the return of Wayne (It's not my cocaine!) Fontes to run the whole thing. At the very worst, we'd get treated to some hilarious…

As a lifelong (and long-suffering) Lions fan, believe me when I tell ya —-that solution would have been way too sensible for that franchise to adopt.

Yeah, but —- he was only smoking on accounta the glaucoma.

The statement issued by WWE neglects to mention that their "full investigation" was conducted by senior referee "Blind" Mike Chioda.

Pro Wrestling is Real.

That was a world-class promo by Stewart, tho. Vince oughta sign him to run a couple of workshops a year for the roster.

Oh, I had a hell of a time drinking beer in the Netherlands! Heineken and Amstel are wack, basically, even though the Heineken they serve there is far superior to the swill they send over here (in much the same fashion as most Canadian beer —- the stuff you get up there is similar to the exported version in name…

I love how the announcers blame Beasley for losing his shit.

A 40 year old reference? That sounds about right for Vecsey.

I read that the charges against Slater were dropped, and he's off of the shitlist. Still, I think I like the idea of Seth jobbing out to the Bunny even better!

We'll know what's up if Rollins gets squashed by Heath Slater on RAW next week.

Dolan was just pissed 'cause his band wasn't nominated for a Grammy in the category of Best Fake-Ass Blues Band Of The Year.

Not only was it a bad call, it was poorly executed, as well. People seem to ignore the fact that even if Lockette had somehow caught the ball, he would have been stopped in his tracks, still short of the end zone. Why pass the ball in that situation if the result of a completion is not a touchdown? A pick play is…

Tommy John surgery isn't that big of a deal...