I would like to think that Snottie would learn from this near-asswhoopin' experience, and tone down the Churlishness. But, he probably won't., 'cause Keyboard Kommandos cling tightly to their Mystic Cloak of Anonymity. I think the entire mindset was best described by Steve Smith, Sr. last August, on the day he quit…

Actually, no. Kev did the job while working his gimmick as Big Vinnie Vegas.

Beast Mode learned from the Master:

I was hoping you'd show up.

Have we learned nothing this year?

Bo sounds like he was auditioning for a Real Housewives spinoff with that "end of the day" shit.

So true! I recently had to shop for a dress shirt, and it was sheer hell. I'm tall, thin, with long arms, broad shoulders, and a pencil neck. I fully know what measurements I require in a dress shirt, but I am also well aware that not every shirtmaking brand produces items configured in such a bizarre manner, so…

"God forbid anyone look at root causes, systemic issues, etc."

I guess they'd better work on their group rendition of "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer".

Just because something is totally obvious does not mean that it is also wrong. That team is going to be beyond horrible until they change their stupid name.

Great article, David! And it still would be, even if you did not offer the best description of Francesca that I've ever read:

Why? Because ratings equal money, that's why. Here's how one guy explained it:

DT is a fine beer, I pretty much agree with your review. However, if it is not already too late, I absolutely implore you to never, and I do mean NEVER yield to the temptation to try the Delirium Red! Ye gods, that shit is horrible! I was happily anticipating a red ale, but that is not what I got. More than…

I'll stop yelling at clouds when clouds stop being such fucking assholes.

Giants are at home tonight? Foley should make an appearance at the game as Dude Love. He'd be over like crazy.

I have come to the admittedly non-scientific conclusion that the doghouse is more of a Thing in the NHL than it is in any of the other major team sports. Hockey coaches love the hell out of putting players in the doghouse. High Paid Glory Boy 2nd line winger doesn't backcheck hard enough? Suddenly demoted to the…

Looking back on it, choosing not to go to U of M was one of the best decisions I've ever made.

Oh, that shit is hilarious!

If it was Rampage Jackson, they would have bombed that house.

+1 Well executed!