Hey! That's no way to talk to an Avenger!

Yeah, you're right! Francesca must have got hold of that Bin Laden.

Great standup, but no mat skills whatsoever.

My 4th grade teacher was boring.

No. I referenced the 5th level thinking that you could relate to it because YOU sucked at Missile Command.

Dealing with Drew is a lot like playing missile command. He and the shit he drops are slow, predictable, and easy to hit.

I minored in women's studies. I know my shit.

Paul must be mortified.

Well executed!!

OK, now we all agree that's the lamest story in human history, outside of Beowulf.

I've seen D-Wade get away with that time and time again.

Sehr gut!

Where did you find the Kevin Greene footage?

I was wondering about that, too. Finally, I figured out that Berman somehow thought that the Chargers had wrestled the ball away from Ellington (long after forward progress had been stopped, and post-whistle), when it was clearly evident that Ellington had never lost possession. The production truck tried to…

Fuckbucket.

Good work, Chris! Nice resolution, all the way 'round.

Do I really have to do this? My original comment was comprised of 3 sentences. In exactly NONE of them did I state that Mike Brown was 35 feet away from the cop car when he was "initially shot". I stated that he was, and these are my exact words, "35 feet away from the cop car when he was shot dead". Apparently,…

Mike Brown was 35 feet away from the cop car when he was shot dead. How do you suppose he got there? I can't imagine him cartwheeling that far.

Well, what the hell did you expect Greg to do? Get an alternate version of events from the cop who has yet to be identified?

Ah, ya beat me to it!