Did Kristen Stewart show up to help you in the kitchen?

Yeah I don’t understand why people always want to grill me on why I don’t eat these foods. It’s one thing if it’s curiosity but most of the time it feels like I’m being interrogated. And when they find out I have a dog I get questioned on whether I feed my dog vegan food (fuck no I don’t).

I’m by myself so it’s Pizza Hut pizza with extra tomatoes and a chocolate chip cookie. I’ll probably eat the whole cookie and not even regret it.

my wife is making: batter fried chicken wings two ways (korean spice and maple glaze bbq), mini pigs in a blanket (blankets are mini as well), homemade fries, ‘ringed shrimp,’ mini ham salad sandwiches, bbq pork nachos, franco-canadian-iberian tourtière empanadas, be-bouled spinach and artichoke dip, deviled eggs,…

Probably pizza from Costco because 1) I’m lazy and 2) I am only here for the Gaga Halftime Show.

“...and is being recognized more and more, I noticed.”

I really don’t understand why the press isn’t properly trolling and baiting him, as he’ll fall for the hook every single time. Why not ask a question like “do you think there were a significant amount of African-Americans among the millions you claimed voted illegally in the past election?”, then sit back and watch…

I literally am unable to read his statements. Nothing flows, it’s all. Its has sentences that seem to. Start and end randomly.

Summary: “The blacks love me.”

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

We can’t judge everyone by their parents, though. If we started judging people based on their moms, I’d still be in the grays....oh...carry on.

Me.

Wanna fucking bet?

I was shocked to see that any non-white, non-male, non-rich people would be delusional enough to vote for Trump. So many things about people taking him “seriously, not literally” and I don’t understand why people genuinely believed he was just playing a character on TV and wasn’t going to do the things he claimed. I…

This is what his supporters believe or want to believe, and what he (Bannon) wants them to believe. Because getting a visa as a refugee is a one-week process. Right.

Donald is a guy who 1) knows very little about how our laws actually work and 2) is not interested in being honest. Even getting a tourist visa takes months for most people. But I’ll bet a large subset of his supporters will find it convincing.

You are using logic and rational thought. Stop it!

If the ban were announced with a one week notice, the “bad” would rush into our country during that week. A lot of bad “dudes” out there!

me!

I appreciate folks who are studying up on totalitarianism in some sort of abstract defiance. Personally, I can’t with this anymore. Outside of *campaign donations and voting for whoever emerges as Trumps 2020 rival, I’ve cut myself off from Trump-flavored news (aside from Gawker media talking about it).