Gee...wow...the suspense is unbearable...who will he choose...a conservative white man...or a white conservative man...or the wildcard conservative white woman?

Great, more plastic lips floating around the Pacific Ocean.

I was a little scared to make such a drastic change to the part of my face that defined my career

OMay, I wouldn’t say she had allllll that stuff sucked out, but she did have it taken down to a more realistic level that looks better and like something she could have been actually born with. Now maybe her sisters will consider thier ridiculous lip injections, as well.

I’m sorry about what happened to your mom and grandma, that’s awful and terrifying. When it comes to people knocking on my door, I feel the same way. My neighborhood doesn’t allow solicitors, and I absolutely never answer the door to strangers. There is something telling me not to do it, and I listen to my gut, I…

America is Open for Business!

* for white people only

I’ve always loved her in Mrs. Doubtfire.

I hear there are “secret black meetings” monthly in most major cities.

You ask this with a surprised tone. The answer is yes. He really does think all black people know each other. Also, they all look alike to him, too.

“there’s ever been a president elected who in this short period of time has done what we’ve done.”

The saddest thing about this is that there are people like us who think this was a total shit show and the President was an idiot AGAIN. But there are people out there who will think this was great. That the President can’t be racist! He’s shaking hands with a Jew....not just anyone, but THE JEWISH guy. And that the…

This is like talking to my grandmother about the world (things she brings up) and are very similar answers I get back from her. She has dementia but won’t see a doctor about it. Also, this is why I think Fox News is so popular with aging adults, its just loud snippets of soundbites pasted together and repeated.

Also it shouldn’t be your child’s responsibility to do this. You should have enough of a moral compass to try to do the right thing yourself in order to set an example for you kids!

Never doubt Our Orange Overlord’s ability to make any situation worse. Ivanka could have just quietly swallowed this business setback and got on with her life, BUT NO! The triple O has to bitch, and Nordstrom gets to reiterate that sales are the reason for this decision. He is actually humiliating his daughter by his…

Hiddles is the definition of insufferable. So many Gifs to choose from.

seeing my dr weds to ask if i should switch. haven’t gotten a period in ~5 years, stopped ovulating altogether, i wouldn’t switch from my current BC for all the money in the world, but i’m now totally freaked out.

We need to stop playing into the GOP narrative that we want free birth control. Under the ACA, we get birth control covered at 100% by our insurance, but we pay for the insurance. It’s not a handout. It’s simply requiring insurance to provide a benefit that the overwhelming majority of women need.