no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

None of my dystopian novels predicted rouge park rangers leading the resistance on Twitter. . .

I have found that I have absolutely no interest in anything but politics now. Everything else is meaningless and meant to distract us from what is important. People keep saying “lets move on” but I say “To fucking what?”

i’m starting to feel as though we have nothing in common with our newly elected mandarin husk.

But th e date

I don’t know where Sen. Merkley was with his petty self all these years but now that we’ve found him, we are never, ever letting go!

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

Tangentially related but how cute is Ian mckellen’s sign for the women’s march?

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Hillary Clinton represents us all today. What woman hasn’t had the experience of celebrating  the man who got the promotion/job she was infinitely more qualified for?

Is it just me or is that top photo at a really weird angle that makes Melania Trump’s arm look abnormally long? Like inside her sleeve is her real hand, holding a fake arm with a glove on it abnormally long?

That photo must’ve been taken after a poor was shot in front of them.

He’s not the only Republican just finding out what his job entails....

Selena dated Bieber. Her type is guys who aren’t boyfriend material. Stars, they’re just like us.

My local library does this, too. They also have a permanent spot for used books to purchase. I bought 6 books for $20 on one visit.

I don’t even recognize many of these artists. I’m from the Hendrix/Joplin/Led Zeppelin era.

No one will see this because it’s late, but I must speak. I have expressed my hatred for the Property Brothers before here on Jez. I seriously can’t stand them. I also (unpopular opinion) hate Chip Gaines, but there you are. Anyhow, Property Brothers came on as I was typing replies to SNS. Now, they have giant 3D…

I pulled some tarot for you.

Hi everybody! I have a vodka tonic and a lap cat and the Patriots game on. My birthday came and went and every member of my narcissistic, scapegoating family managed to offend me in some way over it. I’ve told them for years that I don’t celebrate my birthday, because I don’t want to deal with them, but they’ll always…

Yeah my first thought was “holy fuck I’m old” and my second thought was to dig up my Dir Straits album (actually vinyl) and play Tunnel of Love, Romeo and Juliet, and Skateaway back-to-back-to-back.