To be fair, what challenges could possibly be harder than being accused of illegal contouring? I hope the justice system gets on this ASAP.

When scrolling down, I caught the top third of the pic. My immediate reaction was someone eating ass.

Does Alyssa Milano keep her breasts on her legs? What is going on in that photo?

Funny... I have been saying “I am fine with a woman for president...JUST NOT THAT WOMAN” for at least 8 years.

FIVE DOLLARS, BITCHES.

Cue the conservative dimwits screaming how undignified Michelle O is being and that we need someone to bring “class” back to the role of first lady.

I’mma a high class black trash here. And I would like to say that peanut butter and saltines was the go to snack for my head start and Kindergarten class. Marshmallows are creepy and I refuse to have them any where near my food or mouth so I’m going to have to not approve that part. LOL

Blech. Well, Mr. Access is Catholic (recovering) from Battle Creek, and he makes green bean casserole every Thanksgiving. I only tolerate it because he uses frozen green beans instead of canned. And it tastes...not bad. To be fair, I’m Catholic (recovering), from Chicago, and a bit of of a food snob, thanks to my…

I’ve made it from scratch too. My mom made the original every Thanksgiving until she passed a few years ago, because it was my favorite. Both are good, just in different ways.

That was the 70's. I used to love that dish with the frozen “Frenched” green beans, cream of mushroom soup, slivered almonds, and Durkee French Fried Onions on top. Until I went away to college I had no idea how many foods, including chicken curry, could be made without cream of mushroom soup. I also found out about…

White people eat seasoned crackers. Like, by themselves without dip or anything on top. I’m ashamed I know this.

I’m glad there aren’t people all over the world tracking how often I cry in public and why....

I took the GRE and I didn't totally blow it! I won't have my full score for another two weeks, but I did it!

I honestly love Victorian archictecture more than any other, I think. It’s my dream to have a Victorian country home, preferably in shades of pink. I just want to live in a dollhouse made of cake...

That sounds awesome, and easy.

I’ve seen brats all over the place during 4th BBQs, so I think they’ve been pretty much assimilated.

Mrs. Court and I are celebrating Jujubeee Fourthington aka Bill Pullman wax statue hero day by eating chili cheese dogs from Sonic, drinking Newcastle Ale made from the Brevity Fockers, and popping codeine we bought at the pharmacy at Heathrow two days ago. Also, tiny American flags for all!

I know Streep has many memorable moments in her extensive career but god dammit, the cerulean sweater monologue leaves me in awe every time.

“You eat carbs for chrissake!”