How is she even alive, much less acting? Maybe she could be the Cryptkeeper in a rebooted Tales From the Crypt.

Perhaps non-youths, such as myself, enjoy the bite sized delight of a talk show highlight without having to stay up past our bedtimes.

Now I feel really old, given that this was my Saturday morning jam:

Exactly. These people seem to be assuming I want to sit there with my phone out checking Twitbook all the time or something, instead of just pulling out my phone IF I get an email.

When I am on call for work and my email buzzes I need to look at it or I could be fired.

She has immeasurable class, and grace.

She’s not mocking prayers, she’s deriding people who offer up prayers and do nothing else. Or, to quote the scripture passage that she referenced: “Thus also faith by itself, if it does not have works, is dead.” (James 2:17)

There are also plenty of other days I’d like to throw back.

Kudos!!!! Take pride in your hard earned grades. <3

Great job! ✋

WOOHOO! Good for you!

Mozel Tov! I tried college for a year. Used to tell people it wasn’t my bag when in reality I had undiagnosed discalculia. 3 yrs ago I started going “back” to college through my university’s online program. I am in my middle 40's and have been a straight A student as well.

That’s really inspiring, and congrats on your grades!

My mother was a mature student, and aced all her classes. She was motivated and many of her very young classmates ... were not.

My boyfriend and I got the house rental we were hoping for! 4 bedroom house for 1800 in an area where a decent one bedroom is 1500...Moving in on the 15th! Excited but it’s going to be a change living with someone after over two years on my own...

I hope the cartel doesn't find out that you lost that kilo.

My 2-month old baby slept in his crib for a 37 minute nap today!! This is the first time I have been able to get him to actually sleep in his crib. WIN! My husband called me a wizard. Accurate.

Not so much of a brag as an “I screwed up and it worked out”: After years of trying to be kind and understanding with my man’s moodiness and unwillingness to solve his own problems, I lost it and just called him an asshole like 6 or 8 times in the space of a 5-minute conversation. It was very movie-scripty and not my…

I went to Yoga in the park yesterday, and realised due to me throwing my back out .... my flexibility has gone for shit, but still, I touched nose to knee!