OMG, can you imagine the shit storm that would spew from the right if Hillary nominated Michelle as a Supreme Court Justice? There wouldn’t be enough popcorn in the galaxy for that shit show.

That wasn’t even in the original constitution. It was because FDR did more than two terms and so they added the 22nd Amendment. If not for that then we could have had Obama Forever and Ever

I understand that, according to the constitution, Obama needs to step down as president but what’s the law on Michelle staying on as FLOTUS?

so i just watched a video of Adele scolding a woman for taking video at her show...

“Because drinking the whole bottle isn’t always an option”

“Because drinking the whole bottle isn’t always an option”

It seems perfect to me. Large, beautiful, secure. Two term president, a very good one, deserves a nice house.

I was knocked-up, married, divorced, and shacked-up (in that order!) by 28.

Lord knows I loved making people uncomfortable in depositions, when appropriate, but this is kind of over the top. Whether or not she thinks her husband “acted with a lack of integrity” during their marriage isn’t relevant or likely to lead to any admissible evidence. If you’re gonna harass a witness, at least have…

I suspect we’re going to be seeing a lot more of that gif. It’s just tailor-made for posting in future comments.

I work as a social media manager and just spent 2 hours of my life talking to the manager of an Instagram influencer about a post. The issue was that the guy wanted 5k more to have the product (a chocolate bar) in his mouth instead of his hands. This is what my life is.

That’s a bit of an overreaction. I don’t think the comment was condescending.

Ummmm.........ok?

I just had a cherry beer, which was delicious. This week at work has been weird. One of my coworkers basically hates me for no reason and chews me out whenever I do something wrong. Of course, whenever I find her errors, I correct them and don’t confront her. I’ve been trying to rise above her childish bullshit, but…

Wait... do we hate her? I’m losing track of who we think is bey and who we think is non-fleek.

But, what about that guy in the middle with the upper body that looks as though it has been bbq’d? Shouldn’t he be seeking medical attention, not looking to roast his nuts and wiener, too?

Maybe it’s just me, but somehow I get the sense that Trump fans aren’t going to recognize this as art/protest and simply will go “HURR DURR! LOOKIT THEM NAKED BROADS!!!”

If he asked for 100 women and their cats he could have gotten them all from Jezebel.

Hartigay= Hargitay, no?

She also wasn’t drinking! And folks, that’s how you’d know if I was pregnant because there’s no other way I’m giving up alcohol or cigarettes. And I never plan on being pregnant.

And I have starred it both times. Karen Walker is who I want to be when I grow up.