Sounds like you trusted your daughter to make the right choice, too. :)

My mom did the same thing, except I was 20 and he had neck AND knuckle tattoos. (And no other tattoos anywhere else which I thought was weird.) It was a super short lived relationship, but if my mom would've thrown a fit I mightve kept him around longer.

Elvis lives

The bigger her lips get, the more his chin recedes.

Ed Sheeran weirds me out. Like a tall, ginger Hobbit

Believing that men mean what they say until their actions prove otherwise and striving to communicate in a straightforward manner has done absolutely nothing to improve my social life. It turns out that men are actually as crazy as they claim women are.

I like when you see a photo of a ‘celebrity’ at Burning Man that confirms your opinions of both that ‘celebrity’ and Burning Man.

your mom goes: I just want you to pick a phone and call me, i am your mother.

I think i understand what Yoko said

Keep pounding! Some of the horse is still three-dimensional!

“Love lexicon” is a lot better than my previous favorite, “bangin’ words.”

“genital kiss” sounds much nicer that cunnilingus and will now be part of my love lexicon.

I just texted “your very characteristic seminal odor is remarkably like that of the flowers of the Spanish chestnut” to LibraryManagain.

I always expected them to pay and they always did, but I also ordered the cheapest or maybe 2nd cheapest thing on the menu out of courtesy. I wasn’t gettin’ no lobster tail surf n turf on dates.

Agreed. The asker pays. When you get to a point in the relationship where you go out and get meals or do other money-costing things regularly, you should alternate. But at the stammering do-you-want-to-get-dinner-sometime stage, the asker pays.

Romance and sexual desire aren’t subject to rational political reasoning. I prefer for the guy to pay for my coffee/salad if he wants to woo me. After that, I pull more than my own weight in providing gourmet home-cooked meals. I also don’t like splitting the check with friends. We usually alternate...I pay for dinner…

It’s...not a thing. The subculture of people who are “poly” and “chill” doing heroin casually with people they meet online is exceedingly small. Please don’t do this again. I don’t even know you and I care about you more than a bored poly housewife who’d give an inexperienced stranger heroin.

I understand exactly where these parents are coming from. Our daughter had everything going for her when she graduated high school. She went to college, got addicted, and has lost everything as a result. She’s ruined her health, her mind, her relationships, and her future. She stole from everyone, got arrested, has…

Actually, no. Jesus would be all for us not hating her but you’re forgetting about that “render unto Ceasar what belongs to Ceasar” statement he made which was to tell followers that you can’t use your religious faith as an excuse to disobey the law of the land and do things like not pay taxes or ...refuse to give gay…

‘Render onto Cesar’