I bet she doesn't eat any green peppers either. No green vegetables!

I am so over all the people in this “all natural” movement. Snake venom is natural. Spiders are natural. FIRE IS NATURAL.

My head hurts

I love his punny name! He was an absolutely gorgeous looking cat!

I used to make sims of all my crushes and see which one I (my “me” sim) would get together with first my simmers around unlike me, haha. I also made my family, friends, people I liked and hated and killed them all if I was having a bad day. I think it’s totally normal and cheaper than therapy ;)

I’m so sorry, that is so hard. I cannot even imagine right now. It sounds like he has had a great long life and that you have a ton of wonderful memories

Men are exceptionally simple. Many of them aren’t worth a dang, but all of them are simple, and it’s often easy to weed out a good number of the losers up front. Women are the nutty ones. I may have to forfeit my membership in the sisterhood, but if we are all aware that there are men who aren’t worth relationships,…

Your cat is adorable! I love her/his coloring and markings! Especially the little white patch on the collar!

I got my fur baby a sweater. She was not having it.

Women are culturally basically forced to not be forthright with their feelings, so I guess, change the culture? Some men also have this thing where they lead women on so that they can continue to have sex with them or be validated in some other way. So, they intentionally do things that make women feel like there is a…

It's so hard. I'm sorry.

That is both adorable and terrifying at the exact same time.

Do feathers count?

I am so sorry, friend. That breaks my heart. :( He looks like he was a wonderful muffin.

My fur baby when she actually was a baby (circa 2009).

My new baby....Midnight....aka adventure girl

I’m sorry, did your vagina not immediately hermetically seal itself when he said Trump would be a good president?

I’m watching Gossip Girl on Netflix and eating some kick ass macaroni and cheese while I contemplate getting another tattoo. It’s the little things in life, y’all.

We tend to have the opposite problem. What we do and say is almost always face value and sometimes not even meant to be taken seriously so we don’t read anything into anything women do when they expect us to. We’re not dense people. We’re so, so easy to decipher that you think it can’t possibly be that way. But it is.