The director of portable toilet company Andyloos remarked that this was not a particularly rare occurrence. “It does happen quite a bit to be honest—I’ve done it a few times.”

If this is teleporting, then never mind. NO NOT WANT.

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Apparently it’s been a while since I’ve seen a photo of Kathy Griffin.

That's my deal, too. I'm waiting for the right person.

I’m telling myself that it’s because I have “high standards”.

They dealt with a lot of stuff. Teen pregnancy, gay marriage, etc.

I am also into the glittery jumpsuit, but not the jacket. I’d wear it with a sensible blazer, like a professional.

Okay, so, over the past couple of months we’ve had Scary Cancer Badtimes in my family. First my mother told me she’s been receiving cancer treatment, then my sister had a cancer scare, then I was told my mum was having genetic screening to see if my sister and I are at risk.

a) My mum just finished her last round of…

I do self imposed cabin fever until I break. Then I go to the grocery store. Which sometimes is worse than the club.

The storm destroyed the Mississippi coast with sustained winds of up to 125 mph. It is the third most powerful storm on record ever to make landfall in the United States. Even if New Orleans had survived untouched, this would have been one of the worst disasters in US history.

Don’t take a job as an executioner then. Don't like the changes to your job? Can't in good conscience do them? Step the fuck down.

So brave.

Oh, the Supreme Court? The Supreme Court that ruled that gay marriage was legal? That Supreme Court? Good luck with that, you ignorant fuck.

A cop once didn’t give my friend a ticket because I gave him my phone number.

I would do this. I CAN do this. I have a degree in culinary arts. My kids Do Not Want. I have tried and tried. They give zero fucks and want spaghettios. Their idea of an amazing treat is cupcakes from the store. they do a dance and everything.

Not directly related, but I just wanted to add that she seems like such a wonderful mommy.

Better him than Yoko!

Yup. Turkey bacon is an abomination.

nature is trying to tell you to eat normal bacon