Pay the $25 to check. I don't get this.

1D has become the Ross and Rachael of boy bands.

Why does stuff always happen when I wanted to go to sleep?

Dick Tips

What if she was diabetic and off her meds, would that be okay to talk about? Maybe we need to quit thinking about mental illness as a dirty little secret that needs to be hidden?

They can keep their penises to themselves. That would be grand.

“Desnudas”? “Only ghetto fat women”?

They could use the same CGI that turned Jonathan Rhys Davies into Gimli for LoTR, and have Ed star in a reboot of the Leprechaun movie franchise. Or he could be a live-action Chucky.

“Bris Penner”

My future mother-in-law thinks I look like Ed Sheeran. I don't look like Ed Sheeran.

*whispers* dementia

Yikes! Have you never seen www.cakewrecks.com? The WORST things end up on cakes, and generally not from autocorrect, but from the bakers.

I think maybe we’re supposed to be on Harris’s side because he stuck up for Taylor Swift.

Bitchassedness Olympics is now in my vocab. Thanks, Tay!

As a lifelong football fan who wished as a girl that I could play, this makes me so happy. The to-the-point headline rocks too. :)

Nah, I’m the same way. It’s why I watch movies for my trigger.

I created a burner just so I can post this, but it won't post and whatever. I'm not ashamed.

Steel Magnolias and Little Women.

Tbh I’ve always felt like blood was always one of the less disgusting things to come out of my body and also less disgusting than Donald Trump.