Naomi Campbell in the fab dress in the back. And stunning in the center is the fantabulous amazalicious Taraji P Henson. We streamed Empire this summer. Utterly, totally engrossing. We’re streaming Power now. Not as strong but still pretty good. Got inspired to watch both shows here.

I am very popular with wasps. Alexa Chung

Coffee not bad. Coffee good.

Does anyone actually read that Kristin thing? I pass by every time and wonder what kind of fuckery is this and will Gawker dig in and stick it out to the end.

Eating any kind of food with spice, up and including salt. Drinking any kind of alcohol. Lack of new daily bruises. No change to hygiene routines. Still able to give and receive full body hugs.

Your mom was hardcore.

Waking up every morning.

i don’t understand this. the yoke is the best part!! i hate the white icky slimy stuff.

“family members have told her to quit getting plastic surgery “before it’s too late”

Yes, 1250 hours, but you ALSO have to have worked for 12 months total. It’s 1,250 hours during the 12 months prior to the leave, and have worked for them for at least 12 not-necessarily-consecutive months within the last seven years (with caveats about military and unions). It’s complicated!

Because history shows us that when we allow companies freedom to choose to do the right thing, they always come through, amirite?

Not to have sex (unless you are married to a Republican and not working or the secret mistress of one).

I don’t know what republicans want. They don’t want women to be able to have babies they don’t want woman to be able to avoid having babies.

Also, “talking out of your ass”

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

You know when someone starts talking about how they have a high IQ and it has been tested, they’re going to say something really stupid after.

Word.

The saddest part to me is reading a Jezebel article lambasting someone for a typo, when articles on all Gawker entities regularly go live riddled with errors (typographical, factual, you name it!) that are often never addressed regardless of how many times they are pointed out.

Bill Cosby and Saudi Arabia is simply perfect. He has about the same moral compass they do, which by I mean, women should shut their mouths and just enjoy their rapings, beatings, and oppression.

How to start your day like Mocena: