My lifestyle brand would be pajama/Netflix/wine chic. I would be a cultural icon.

She uses those little refrigerator magnets.

“12 years ago, twin brothers and PhD historians Frank and Bill Watson inherited a file that upended that history”

So it's not just my fb friends. Comforting.

Guys. We need to start a health insurance company for these loonies and take all their money and then laugh at them. We’ll secretly donate it all to Planned Parenthood and Wendy Davis.

Does this make the product significantly different from other brands of almond milk? And is it somehow more problematic than the 2,304,594,938 products lining grocery shelves shouting “MADE FROM REAL FRUIT” and masquerading as “healthy snacks” while being actually made mostly of refined sugar and probably some kind of…

I saw this photo yesterday and thought “How nice, they’re back together.”

We are all one in our lust for Matthew McConaughey.

I have been wondering the same thing. The eyeshadow is always just going up into her brow, so dark, no contrast, no under-brow highlight. I don’t get it. But then I think maybe the style is just changing and I’m getting old, should I update my taste? Who am I to argue with a 23 year old? :(

(nothing’s shadier than dressing like Ali Macgraw at the opening of your friend’s breakout young-romance film!) Especially since it took a bunch of times for people to remark about the resemblance before she even got curious enough to google Ali McGraw.

Why does her makeup artist hate her?

it’s the internets dude. the only place where we can all be self righteous, judgmental prigs and remain anonymous. why ruin the fun?

I didn’t realize this would be that big.... But it’s really the response I want to give to all these fuckwits.

Just listened to a podcast featuring Patton Oswalt, on this very subject. He said that it’s easier for the anti gay rights people to get others riled up when they see the LGBT community in the gay pride parades, cruising in bars, etc. But that the rights LGTB’s want, to marry, have benefits, fight in the military,…

You forgot the brown sugar. Pro tip: go with the granulated kind to help mask the texture of the crushed ludes.

Tomato paste, garlic, pepper, salt, quaaludes, onion, vinegar....

I’m a super happy, super social drunk, but... I also lose my inside voice. Completely. People across the bar can hear me. People across town can probably hear me. So... Nutty Poppins?

Question...do you guys think that the people closest to celebrities with stage names call them by their real name? Or like, only if they knew them before they got famous? Like, I’m sure Rihanna’s mom calls her Robyn still, especially in private, but like what about childhood friends? Romantic partners? What does Chris…