Good for her, and I’m stoked for her that she’s been signed to a major label. I don’t have a huge problem with the current plus size model offerings because to me, a model’s a model’s a model - the clothes are always going to look different on me as they do on you, so I don’t put a lot of stock into how things look on…

Grew up in FL. Baffled in middle school at how many kids wore shirts with the Confederate flag.

These are the same people who grow up and utter the “...but I’m not racist” trope when confronted with their segregated mindset. So...at least we know where they are coming from (not geographically but mentality-wise).

I DON’T HAVE ANY BAD CELEB STORIES AND I’M SAD.

Well, yeah blood related, but not “close relatives.” My parents are cousins in some degree. My mother’s grandmother and my father’s mother were first cousins - daughters of two brothers. One set of her great great grandparents were his great grandparents. It wasn’t until shortly before their wedding that someone…

I have a friend whose sister is married to their first cousin. In terms of genetics, risk is increased slightly for something, but what really hit home for me was now they're getting divorced. Imagine divorcing and still having to see your ex at every family function. :/

This is so beautiful my heart hurts

If someone had told me that was a photo of Cameron Diaz, I’d have believed it. But good for her, I’m glad she’s doing well.

“The worse it got, the more positive feedback I was getting. Inside I was really unhappy, but outside, people were like, ‘Wow, you look great.’”

Well, that changes the itinerary for my Vegas Getaway. Now I’ll have more time to not see J.Lo and I should be able to fit in not seeing Britney.

Altering the anus sounds like an invasive procedure I would pay, not to have happen to me.

The picture of Sharon Osborne and Wynonna Judd is... hm... how should I put it. Forget it, why do I care.

I’m already in that coven, and always have been. You would not believe how I got teased in my teen years. Well guess who looks good for her years now, bitches!

SPF30 is some melanin haver shit. Us true day walkers require SPF50+

OR JUST BE PALE THATS OKAY TOO JOIN OUR COVEN IN THE SHADE WITH THE SPF30

I wasn’t sure a shirt was clean but I wore it to work anyway. I’m pretty much done

No there wasn’t. There was a pair of photographs of Steve Buscemi - one taken on Monday and the other on Thursday.

Welp, this is basically perfect. The hair, the creamy minty jade green, the understated makeup with a flash of purple lip color to pick up the trim of the...I guess this is more of an “ethereal confection” than a “dress”? I’ll just be over here in my burlap sack eating Cheez-its.

Then there was Adam Lambert, the outré caterwauler whose reinventions of Johnny Cash and Led Zeppelin grabbed headlines