Is mentally scheduling sex the same as actually writing it down and telling your partner that you’ve scheduled it?

This is really true. The working class drive Hondas, the middle class drive Lexus, the rich drive Maseratis and the super rich drive Hondas.

My wife and I avoided this problem by getting married in 1983.

I, for one, am tired of updating my vocabulary. I can only google so many hashtagged acronyms.

PLEASE make AnthroIRL like, yesterday.

Welcome to my former dating world where the guys had NO PROBLEM WHATSOEVER with the woman buying them dinner, drinks, plane tickets...;-). It’s a balancing act. There are certainly people who are a bit TOO comfortable being wined and dined by other people’s wallets. That’s not great either...

It took me way too long to figure out the joke there. I was all, “Batmo Timberlake? Is that a thing?”

It’s not a matter of ‘proving my independence’ or whatever. My BF makes way more money than me but I LOVE paying for fancy dinners with him & shopping sprees with my sisters sometimes. I’m finally at the stage where I’m not in crippling debt anymore, and there’s nothing more satisfying than treating people I love with…

Mulan’s okay. But Sleeping Beauty is the best. Mulan gets to fight Huns and stuff which is cool, I guess. But Sleeping Beauty gets to take a long nap and then wake up just in time for a party she didn’t have to help plan or setup. That’s like the perfect Saturday.

I just found out that I know Miss Mississippi from an early 1990s Miss America pageant.

One addition I'd add: a mini bottle of Febreeze will buy you an extra day or two (or, uh, five if you're gross like me) of wearing garments without actually having to do a full wash. Just don't use it on crusty underpants. You're better than that.

Why can’t plus size ladies have natural fiber clothes? Is there some cotton klan that has organized against us?!

Wait, pillows? Aren’t pillows non-gendered?

So, I guess he’s not joining One Direction then.

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

Ok, so one time, my sexytimes partner and I went out to a sandwich place. We both got grilled cheese and tomato soup. Our food comes out, and I dip my sandwich into the tomato soup LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN. He looks at me like I’m the insane one and asks what the hell I’m doing. I say “that’s why grilled cheese is served…

MA law requires residents to display at least one piece of Kennedy flair at all times.

Kylie looks like she is from Avatar-land...

My gustbuster is 25 years old and still works perfectly. Its been used on camping trips, hikes, everyday round town stuff, and even used as a micro tent. Rugged umbrella has outlasted many others, even Tumi umbrellas. Wish they made it in plain black.

My gustbuster is 25 years old and still works perfectly. Its been used on camping trips, hikes, everyday round town…

Bruce might start shopping in Dash though. It might still work out for her.