Are we sure this is a mistake and not a deliberate poke?

How is Viagra (Pfizer) not advertising in this calendar?

that is exactly what i read, and i thought "well, we were all wondering, but kinda harsh, tai."

We grew up the same way back home on the reservation. Eating garbage food, but it was what we could afford. Food that is terrible for you is always cheaper. I just hope there can be some better alternatives in the markets. I doubt it, but I hope so.

I hate it when people put toppings on good cheesecake.

Yeah, people always give me shit for being a healthcare professional and smoking. I'm like, I literally did NOT start smoking until I started this fucking job.

Back when you could still smoke outside of hospitals, a buddy of mine just had a baby (well, his now ex-wife) and we were outside smoking. Some old guy walks up to the doors on the other side of the entrance and yells to us "Smoking is going to kill you!", to which I responded "Not before you, though!"

Omg. Once I went to Vegas on kind of a whim and knew I wouldn't be able to get the time off approved so I just....went anyway. My boss calls me and I go "I was sure I emailed you. I guess I just forgot to send the email after writing it. Oops!"

My husband's excuse for not putting away the dishes out of the dishwasher: "I don't know where they go."

Don't forget purple ketchup

My mom wore white to my wedding reception. Her argument was that we were already married so it wouldn't count, even though I was wearing my wedding gown and the point of a reception is to honor a bride and groom. I let her do it, only because I hoped people would judge her, not because I was in any way ok with it.

I work with a guy like this. All of his clothes are NICE except they are at least 2 sizes too large. It makes him look so sloppy. One day my coworker pinged me as he walked by "why does it always look like he got dressed inside a garbage can" and now we call him Garbage Can.

People were talking shit about Obama's tan suit but Ted Cruz is walking around like three different 8 year olds trying to sneak into an R rated movie. This country......

They're like the dress-jeans the raver kids wore in the late 90s/early 00s. Where's your glowstick, Ted?!

no but I did

1. Get mistaken for a female prostitute
2. Got 2nd degree burns form a pop tart
3. Hit Tony Hawk in the face with a poster.
4. Made national news for swearing at BYU
5. learned how to make home made reeses

so i mean, i've got my list of accomplishments too

I hate them. I take it off as soon as I get home, and really only wear them to work. And I have small boobs so I dunno. I also hate pants. Really just anything that feels confining, I cannot deal with. Braless long skirt wearing hippie is more my scene.

Supermodels love coke.

This endlessly frustrated me over the last year. Like, leggings were a big thing again, which is great because I fucking hate wearing real pants. Fine. But in order to wear leggings, I need a shirt that's going to cover my hoot and my toot. Great, your shirt is long enough in the back to cover my ass, but now my camel…

And I don't think it's like people are forcing mustard on McDonald's workers.

But McDonald's, like all food establishments, are required to have appropriate first aid available for workers, as well as a process for addressing and reporting workplace injuries. Advising a worker who reports a burn to put mustard on it is…

This cat has seen things. Things he shouldn't have seen.