Oh man, I’m sorry. Just say the last time you tried that it ended up Right Hand drive...

Oh, god, I can imagine. 18-23 year old girls are so much more anxious about how they appear in the social hierarchy. If you can figure out a way to make hatchbacks seem hip, you would sell ‘em all lol

yeah, I just give people the “there are realities beyond your own” speech from Dr. Strange

oh, man, you don’t know this girl. she’d say “shut up, bitch” and then punch me

In my ignorant evil jerk brain, I saw it as the person was laughing at the kind of people who would post sexist garbage in the first place. It was really dry, which I like. And, hey, now I’m reading your comment and I think You’re kidding, too! Like, the sexist ones are the one’s who are REALLY hurting, and speaking…

He/she/they is/are kidding

A 20 year old said my GTI was a ‘dad car’. I asked why and she waffled before finally saying the hatchback makes it a dad car. Wtf? My dad drove us around in an ‘89 Toyota pickup until like high school, my grandpa had a VW bus with the camper top, and I’d had a shitty Honda Accord and an unreliable XJ. I tried to get…

All I was saying was that LewHam, with alll their knowledge and resources, wouldn’t bother to drive something unless it was to a certain standardof enjoyableness. If the Edge ST is built with that kind of fun in mind then it should be a really good car. If it’s just a bunch of Extreme-ness thrown into a boring SUV…

Yeah but they deserve the opportunity to fuck things up equally as bad as men have. That’s what this all about

I’m just going to go out on a limb and say that I couldn’t care less what shitty people do! I watched Star Wars I really liked it, and not even for feminist reasons..it was just a good movie. When someone creates a fake battle and then everyone takes sides it’s really fucking embarrassing for the human race. Why don’t…

Wait, for some reason I feel like that’s not available in the US. If it is, I might replace my GTI in a few years because it seems seriously badass

So, it’s not the car, it’s the driver, eh? Then why do we care whether ST is on a hatchback or a cupcake? Let’s re-allocate a few thousand dollars from buying cars and just attend a performance driving school. Afterwards one of Tracy’s Jeeps would suffice, I guess.

Oh, so, then laying down some rubber ought to be considered public service

Here I thought I was being hyperbolic but, compared to you, I can see how truly understated it was. My sincerest, most heart-felt, well-intended apologies. There, was that clear enough for you?

Yeah I think it has something to do with operating a 3500 lbs object capable of reaching 100+ mph in an unpredictable and dangerous manner.

Him and the Fury Road guy on tour (with the shows starting and ending within the confines of toll roads) would be pretty fuckin sweet

Man, that totally seems reasonable.

I want this as a retractable hard-top convertible with the same lines as the regular. They can lose the back seat to make this happen.

The wheels and grill fuckin suck. Audi has to take all the style I guess and leave VW battling for scraps. I also doubt the late teens early 20s girl that Daddy usually buys these for is going to find it cute enough this time around. Mistake!