If the back of that spanking paddle is any indication, I'd say Marv Albert's got some explaining to do. Again.

Ditch on the Pitch

On the money. The thing needs a Trojan.

From the video, it would seem your experience would necessarily need to include include the ability to fumble ones lines, cutting off answers and seeming generally ill suited for doing an interview.

All you need to know:

Oooff!

A minimum of discretion?

"social media". Or here. No one forced Deadspin to cross link with TMZ. Ugh.

Agreed.

Ouch!

He’s the worst; a sactamonious prig and blowhard hectering nag. Adios (hopefully). Mushnick that is.

Wake me when you can say that about his head when the thing goes into a wall. Sometimes its not fearlessness, its stupidity.

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Considering the sensitivity of the steering in those things, pulling a hand off the wheel with each shift must be a high risk maneuver. Here's were a flappy paddle would be a real benefit.

Nice work Peter — more this, less "what's your favorite J.C, Whitney part" Ugh

But you'd never know it over the f#@!*ng cheesy sound track. Ferraris are so much about the sound.

Agreed. It's really a stunner — knee jerk negative comments are de rigueur around these parts. I can't wait to see it in the flesh.

Considering the alternatives during that period, you could do much worse.

It's supposed to be "What’s The Worst Special ...."

"what can you expect from someone who wears a rag on his head. " Something you see everyday on a white guy, huh?