This the right take.

You gotta bereave.

Yawn. He employed the best conjoined words sans a hyphen in the English language. This man is a rock star. Get a pair, friend.

That in conjunction with rushing the hell out of him - leave no time to be contemplative about his answer.

You’re with me, pleather.

Do you use the subway? It moves 6 MILLION people every day. It is a wonder. Try driving from 14th to 50th midday. Every contrivance in NYC always needs upgrading. Go ahead, get a car in the “suburbs” , and you can see Billy Joel every other weekend at the Coliseum. Otherwise, do what NYers have done for a hundred…

If you do go for the V12 Bimmer keep another 30 large around for repairs.

Remember to readjust your green visor, Bartleby.

Disorderly Conduct and 6 months Probation

You sick coward.

When you are on your deathbed — may you remember this post.

You sick bastard. Not every story has merit. As an “old” I can barely reach up to kiss my child’s forehead. I suppose u have magazines to rub against.

Is there an editor on this site. This is a sick post or the most ignorant.

You are sick for finding this aberrant. May you never have children.

Toss me in the greys, it will not change the fact that you are clueless about fatherhood. Step back.

Samer why do fear love of your kids? Is it because you have none and and never will. I have a son at Stanford. It embarrasses him when I kiss him on the forehead. You will never know the pleasure of fatherhood. Enjoy your sterile/fear of loving your son — were you ever to have one. Saddest post ever.

Don’t be a dick. If you have a son (or daughter), love him/her. Most of you clods don’t get it. In part you are insecure immature assholes. Enjoy your family now or from the grave. My advice, kiss you kids every chance you get. I hate Brady, but Deadspin, this article is the fucking worst I can countenance. Sometime…

Wait, are you talking about new sport stadiums — sure sound you are.

P.S. —- There is no ‘”Bottom of the World”, just turn your map or globe upside down”

I give up. College sports is a cesspool.