This the right take.

This is a west coast vs east coast thing. Families from the west coast, like my wife’s, see a peck on the mouth as no big deal. Families from the east coast, like mine, prefer a nod of the head and then not speaking to each other except on major holidays, like Leap Year.

 Sounds like smart business.

umm ... a word to the wise; never drink before 5:00. And, back off.

“Why don’t you just go serf for a different feudal lord?”

I would kind of enjoy play by play call from someone with his level of intensity and vocal timber. Not him specifically, but a voice double would be fun.

Which begs the question whether YOU got paid by deadspin to comment here to extend the conversation. Now, where is my check for diving into this rabbit hole?

How this man isn’t our current Treasury Secretary is one of life’s enduring mysteries. We’d have been in good hands with him and Fed Chairman Jim Cramer.