You can’t ‘run’ a yellow.

Could you please identify what statute in what state or municipality says you can’t enter an intersection on a yellow?

I kind of think those 3 assurances that Trump was not under investigation probably all ended with a “yet”

I think we should all be furious right now

Did you not understand your comment was bullshit even after all these people explained it to you?

As a Kansan let me just say—

Here is some actual information about that country you and your boys drove the nazis out of.

France is feminine. La France. Not le France.

My sister and I shared an ‘87 Celica GTS when we were in high school and college.

Many members of my family who are in their 60s got the shit beat out of them by nuns as part of their education

peace in life = the athletes I supervised committed 52 rapes in a short span of time and everyone knows

I’m old

Students, amirite? If they’re so smart why are they in school learning?

Can you be a former escapee? Seems like if you escape prison that’s a laurel you get to rest on for life.

So it’s a little derpy lookin. You don’t have to be a dick about it.

I think one of the (many fucked up) reasons this story is still able to command so much fascination is that it is, against all odds, still unsolved.

A friend of mine is living on a boat for $200/month in one of those marinas where you’re not supposed to live on your boat. Seems to be working out pretty well.

shut up, the root

This listing is punctuated correctly. That alone should command a couple hundred dollar premium.

I hate when people say they like punk then list the tiredest lamest bands