Ok — I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt you are not just trolling and give you a completely apolitical explanation:

Because the State of New York decided to issue their documents as they see fit.

Yup. In an alternate reality, I have a massive library with built in bookcases from floor to ceiling, with ladders and spiral staircases and dim lighting and leather chairs. But, I decided to have kids. The whole move to minimalism happened a few years ago when I became completely overwhelmed with their stuff when we…

Fire Vettel.

“You are stating that soup is not a meal, is that your opinion or a fact?”

Wow, an impressive defense, Burners. I feel like I just watched Marisa Tomei school a dude on ignition timing.

Yes, soup can be a meal. Or part of a meal. Everyone is correct.

Not anymore. That chant got pulled.

Just like Farmers pulled their Ad revenue due to the hamfisted way that Spanfeller and co implemented it.

Ironic really. 

That line is fucking ominous.

“Tonight, someone will lose.”

Can we at least get one last DUAN?

I really enjoy their group chant: “We are Sounders! Bum-ba-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum!”

Hey, they are with you guys!

I see what you did there. Even though Burnenko specifically told me not to post GIFs anymore...

God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

Wow!  This is a great post about sports, sports only, and nothing else besides sports!

It doesn’t get much better than this, Luis.  

*chef's kiss*

rude of the email of the week to make me cry tbh.

Brings a whole new meaning to “wake and bake”

evoo + garlic + pasta + good (oil packed) canned tuna + salt/pepper + whatever green spice you have lying around + splash of lemon