D.C. has a weirdly vibrant ball hockey subculture, namely because the Capitals have refurbished a bunch of roller hockey rinks.  Most places just require a stick, gloves, and shin guards (soccer ones are fine).  

This feels... appropriate.

Schmuck’s a pain in the ass on occasion, but otherwise yes.

That “filed to” line tho

Your sister site Deadspin did a pretty good one with brining and cooking it over nuclear heat: https://deadspin.com/how-to-grill-chicken-breasts-a-guide-for-heretics-458438933

I’m still waiting for Sergio Ramos to sneak in to the stadium on June 1 to dickpunch the Reds’ hopes in the final.

So in this version, is it Anna Kendrick who replaces ScarJo, or can we just get ScarJo in a reprise?

I... just... no.  I do not feel gouda when reading this.

Considering how many people hate oysters in the comments, I’ll take all of their oysters. They are delicious, versatile, and a damn sight better than raw clams.

I don’t think that makes the Francesa’s statement any better.  

If this is the sushi boat in Silver Spring, I have eaten the sushi boat there with a friend. It hurts so good.

LOL

I realized I forgot to give credit where credit is due- I apologize:

Russian Machine Never Breaks has a transcript of Trumpito’s speech, which includes this tidbit:

They copied Teemu:

The problem is they have to be a goon AND press-worthy. As much as Matt Cooke rankles me, he doesn’t hold a candle to the notoriety outside of hockey that Avery had.  

I think Wilson is a bit more talented than Avery (he seems to drive play on whatever line he’s stationed for the Caps), but he’s got the notoriety hockey-wise.

Switch Tom Wilson for Avery and the chart still works.

One thing on Chinatown- Chinatown Express has hand pulled noodles and handmade dumplings.  Other than that, you’re right.  

The Hart is good for getting headlines, but after 2002's botching with Jose Theodore and Jerome Iginla, the Ted Lindsay Award is best for seeing the actual MVP.