You Were Never Really Here deserves a lot more love. And Lynne Ramsay definitely deserves some recognition for it.

OR, use Zatarain’s crab/shrimp/crawfish boil.

“Get us the Next Sean Mcvay!!!!”

As a Houstonian: Hockey is a commie sport, and the only people I know down here who like to watch hockey are the commie Canadian transplants and the mentally ill. Keep your ice sports where ice normally forms outside: North of Waco.

This was very, very good, and we need to have a Jalopnik takeover of the Funbag on a more regular basis.

I’m down for warm weather hockey, but let me counter, how about a winter Classic game in Tampa bay, on the friggin BEACH, palm trees, white sand, and OLD TIME HOCKEY

I’m an above average 6'2 180 pound 29 year old male. If I was put in as a running back on 1st and goal from the 1 and given the ball (up to) four straight times

Drew tweeted he’s on his way home from the hospital today.

My biggest fear, aside from the whole “declare national emergency to build wall” matter, is that it will amplify his idiot supporters’ hatred of Mexicans even more, to the point where people are constantly asking for “papers”, intimidating people, etc. (yes, I know this happens already, but I’m speaking on a much…

Wait till he finds out that the guy fucked his mom too.

TIL there’s a town in Florida called Land o’ Lakes.  I honestly thought corporate sponsored detention centers were a thing now, initially.

Aqua Velveeta

Mike Pence looks like a stick of deodorant that someone taught to wince.

I fucking called it!

Gruden’s moving into “weather map of tornado activity in Kansas” redness territory.

Calm the fuck down, January; we still have a whole year of horror to endure.

Obligatory:

“FIFA would like to ask all attendants at today’s match do not try to voluntarily hydrate the African Players. Thank you.”

Love bananas. The hour after eating one, I feel like I could flip over a fucking car and kick the head off a lion; I am a god.

Wildly! Sugo alla puttanesca includes abundant capers and olives, and oregano. It's more salty than hot; it has tomatoes in it, but really isn't a tomato sauce. Arrabbiata, by contrast, is a very hot, quick tomato sauce.