Eastern Oregon, at least, has some changes in scenery with hills and some small forest.  Kansas has none of those.  

Having driven through rural Kansas, eastern Oregon, and Nebraska, I respectfully disagree.  

Do you want every road trip to take at least 2 days?  Then if not, make the kids stay in the seats.  It sucks, but otherwise the Conestoga wagons will be faster.

Wait, wait wait. Kawhi’s a Trumper?  I know it’s rumors but are there any articles on this?  

That’s more of Tom Wilson’s specialties: http://www.hockeyfights.com/players/15477

I mean, that’s just a crime against humanity.  \s

I think any Ray Hudson adjective, even the made-up ones, are pretty high contenders in list list.  Example:

Fret not, Orioles fans: Angelos will still find a way to trade Machado for no more than $20 and more chewing gum for Adam Jones.

Eventually.

I know the next match is the main course, but this is really fun to watch.  Every point won on the return feels like a massive opportunity.

So 1) if it’s bitter, you’ve cut to the white stuff, which tastes like plastic mixed with burnt toast.  2) Lemon Oil is relatively sweet, so it cuts the bitterness for me.

That’s what the old Italian-Americans do with their espresso in the morning.  It cuts some of the bitterness too.

Chili, reheated from the weekend. Fighting fire with fire is a beautiful thing.

The Darnell McDonald game was versus the Orioles IIRC, and Chris Davis was the winning pitcher. In a sign of things to come, Davis struck out 5 times that game.  

Brazil couldn’t take advantage of a defense which Japan ran over.  If Japan is a fraud, then Brazil must also be a fraud via the transitive property of fraudulence. 

Early 2000's with Rodrigo Lopez and Melvin Mora.  The games were mostly fun to go to, but GOD we sucked.

Barry, we’re O’s fans.  Nothing will surprise us, and we’re always disappointed.  Duquette’s gonna trade him to any team that provides a low-level prospect and more Double-Bubble for Adam Jones.

Does this put Dolan head and shoulders above Snider and Melnyk as the worst owner in professional sports? 

It’s a stretch, but well done.

He’ll buy you dinner, then whine about it the next day.