PalestinianChicken, you sir are on fire today.  +1

-Field Marshal Paulus, Stalingrad, February 2, 1943

Upon further review, the rat’s heritage is Calabrese, which qualifies him as Italian.  Carry on! \s

That Olive Garden family is guilty of War Crimes.  Book it.  

Meh. I think executives should get in only after they are out of the picture. No one’s going to get a boner (at least, I hope not) but they represent an integral part of the sport’s history.

Bettman, you evil bastard.  

NOT-HUH, MY MOM’S A BETTER CHEF THAN YOURS, HUR HUR

Oh for fuck’s sake:

Baseball: getting hit in the head by the ball.

Historical Dachas? Not a bad study piece.

This is awesome- thank you for this!  Quick question: how are international groups like al-Qaeda or IS treated under international law?  It’s a question that I’ve never been able to wrap my head around.

Looks like Pepe’s a shit on both sides of the Atlantic.

Damn Drew, some of us hit the bottle first before unleashing the nutcase rage.

Manny Machado would like a word.

So is this going to be a France 2010 situation, where drama dooms the team? Because if so, I’m all here for it.

Yep. Whoops.

L.O.L. They need to make a modern World Cup first.

That... makes sense. If so, the English-speaking lineup is frankly a good mix of speed and power. They’d be a dark horse, though whoever coaches them would have their hands full.

I wasn’t entirely sure if they would count- Nigeria uses English as official language, but Igbo and Yoruba came to mind as native languages.

Yep. If France doesn’t shit the bed, that may be Steffen’s announcement that he’s arrived as the number 1 keeper for the USA.